越來越會講話的可歆，常常會蹦出許多讓人笑翻或驚嚇指數破表的話語，
趁著還記憶猶新時，把一些經典的對話記錄下來.....
[地點：新竹家洗手間]
某個晚上，勞倫斯準備幫剛便便完的可歆洗屁屁，
而站在洗手台上的可歆，突然用很認真的眼神看著勞倫斯，
並問他『把拔~~ㄚ歆會臭臭嗎?!』
當下勞倫斯沉默了一下後，接著便用超深情的眼神看著可歆，
並回答『不會啊~~可歆在把拔心裡永遠都是香香的!!』
一旁的我『.............(現在是在演哪一齣戲啊?!)』
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[地點：新竹家客廳]
某個晚上，可歆一如往常地在客廳看著她最愛的巧虎CD，
看著看著.....突然間可歆迅速地"翻"下沙發，並告訴我『我要睡覺了!!』
說完後便頭也不回地朝著房間走去，好奇的我趕緊追過去問她....
『你真的要睡覺嗎?!可歆不是最喜歡看巧虎嗎?!』
此時可歆持續朝著房間走去，嘴裡回答我說....『我累了........』
我『............(應該是你媽媽上班比較累吧!!而且你知道"累"是什麼意思嗎? =.=)』
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[地點：新竹家客廳]
某個晚上，愛吃的可歆不斷地向勞倫斯要東西吃，
而已經拿很多餅乾給她的勞倫斯，後來終於狠下心拒絕了，
此時不甘願沒東西吃的可歆開始嚎啕大哭了起來，
接著便哭著朝房間跑來，在找到我之後便大聲地向我哭訴....
『馬麻~~你看.....把拔不乖啦.......』
我『............(到底是你不乖還是把拔不乖啊?)』
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[地點：新竹家客廳]
某個晚上，當我正在客廳整理東西時，
可歆突然跑到我面前，並遞給我一隻筆芯玩到歪掉的原子筆，
接著便提出需求『馬麻........你幫我修理這個........』
我驚訝地問她『你是說....你要馬麻幫你"修理"嗎?』
只見她用力地點頭說『嗯!!』
我『............(Oh~My~God~)?!你竟然會用"修理"這個詞?!)』
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[地點：新竹家房間]
某個晚上，正在整理冬天衣服的我突然不小心撞到旁邊桌角，
當時痛得眼冒金星的我，看到在一旁湊熱鬧的可歆，
突然想跟她尋求慰藉，所以我開始假哭並說著.....
『可歆~馬麻撞到了!!好痛喔!!你幫馬麻秀秀好不好?!』
而可歆聽完後竟不理會蹲在地上的我，馬上朝客廳咚咚咚地跑去，
接著客廳那頭便傳來.....她對著爸爸說著『把拔~馬麻撞到了啦!!』
摸不著頭緒的勞倫斯便回問她『那...馬麻為什麼撞到呢?!』
當下可歆用力地想了好一陣子，終於開口回答了........
『馬麻不乖啊........』接著便又咚咚咚地跑走了.....
我『@#$%^&*.....(你不知道怎麼回答，就請不要亂回答...好嗎?! =.=)』
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[地點：新竹家書房]
某個晚上，當我正陪著可歆玩芭比娃娃時，
她突然拿著娃娃，煞有其事地跟我說『娃娃哭哭了.....』
我好奇地問她『那娃娃為什麼哭哭呢?!』
可歆想了一下後回答『阿歆打打.......』
我又接著問『那可歆為什麼要打娃娃呢?!』
可歆又想了一下，然後回答『娃娃不乖....阿歆打打.....』
我『........(好小子~~算你編故事還編得挺有邏輯的!!)』
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[地點：新竹褓母家]
某個下午，張嬤嬤又要幫最怕吃藥的可歆餵藥了....
果不其然，當張嬤嬤一拿出藥袋時，可歆就開始嚎啕大哭了，
而當張嬤嬤想要進一步開始餵藥時....
可歆竟開始哭喊『把拔......你在哪裡?!馬麻.....你在哪裡?!』
『把拔....來救救我!!馬麻....來救救我啊!!..........』
張嬤嬤『........(冤枉啊....鄰居聽到應該會以為我在虐童吧!!)』
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